Ant: "Yo Bob, haven't seen Chuck in a while. You heard from him recently?"Earwig: "No, Janice, haven't seen him since he went into that crazy bitch's apartment. You know, the one that plays one hell of a squeaky clarinet. Come to think of it, Frank went in there last week and I haven't been able to find him either."Ant: "Strange. Think it's a coincidence?"
Just now, I found a big sucker that looked like this in my kitchen.
How dare it.
Needless to say, it be dead. And I may have loudly proclaimed "Eww!" upon first seeing it but at least I did not squeal and scream like a girl.
It's the small victories in life, after all.